A challenge

[Markem]

I decide to read the Amazon site. Some of the description is very funny to me. I really got a kick out of the section “Frequently Bought Together”. Not sure I want to know why.

 

[Watchmaker]

Pecker Tamper...?

 

[Chico]

This is a bookmark my nephew made for me when he was little. He had a mini natural history museum in his closet, and somehow found out about the penis bone trade on ebay. It's one of the best things I own. I especially love the weekly graph, and the second pie chart. Santa? Pumpkins?

 

[cossar]

This is a bookmark my nephew made for me when he was little. He had a mini natural history museum in his closet, and somehow found out about the penis bone trade on ebay. It's one of the best things I own. I especially love the weekly graph, and the second pie chart. Santa? Pumpkins?

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(This is a bookmark)

Probably the funniest part of the whole thing.

 

[HeavyDuty]

I don’t remember if I ever told the story here, but me and a handful of my buddies hung them from out truck mirrors in high school. Everybody would alwyas ask what it was, so you’d tell ‘em “Put it to your lips and blow it.”.

Damn near everybody would do it and give you the “It doesn’t whistle?! What the hell?”

Then you tell them what it is.

OMG . My sides are killing me!

 

[Chico]

(This is a bookmark)

Probably the funniest part of the whole thing.

Also funny is that he's now doing a PhD in Switzerland on 18th century music theory. Who'd of thunk?

 

[Markem]

Also funny is that he's now doing a PhD in Switzerland on 18th century music theory. Who'd of thunk?

Really? That is beyond amazing. Please tell him that this retired college instructor wishes him the very, very best in his chosen field.

Dang, I’d pay good money to spend an afternoon with him.

 

[Chico]

Really? That is beyond amazing. Please tell him that this retired college instructor wishes him the very, very best in his chosen field.

Dang, I’d pay good money to spend an afternoon with him.

He would accept that money and would be happy to have you as a captive audience

 

[Watchmaker]

P.S. Dogs and rodents have them too. They're just not as "elegant" as the trash pandas'.

 

[Cramptholomew]

@Ernie Q here you go, maybe Shalosky will make something.

 

[Watchmaker]

@Ernie Q here you go, maybe Shalosky will make something.
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Someone's been chewing on those... ewwwwww

 

[Markem]

Mentioned this thread to my 87 year old Mom yesterday. She wanted to know if they could be made into a tiny flute.

Love my Mom.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

There is a certain stream of thought in biblical studies that the bone taken from Adam to form Eve was not, literally, a "rib," but rather, a rib-shaped bone a little too naughty to get explicit about.

Just about every mammal has one of these. Just not the, uh, sons of Adam.

 

[Ozark Wizard]

There is a certain stream of thought in biblical studies that the bone taken from Adam to form Eve was not, literally, a "rib," but rather, a rib-shaped bone a little too naughty to get explicit about.

Just about every mammal has one of these. Just not the, uh, sons of Adam.

That explains some things.

 

[Terminus]

There is a certain stream of thought in biblical studies that the bone taken from Adam to form Eve was not, literally, a "rib," but rather, a rib-shaped bone a little too naughty to get explicit about.

Just about every mammal has one of these. Just not the, uh, sons of Adam.

He said bone! Lol

 

[Ernie Q]

He said bone! Lol

Settle down Beavis…

 

[The Old Professor]

Also funny is that he's now doing a PhD in Switzerland on 18th century music theory. Who'd of thunk?

You could makes copies and send them to everyone on his doctoral committee. That would probably expedite his degree.

 

[Uncle_Floyd]