The Tan Saarlander
I've always thought a desk pipe would be cool. I've had thoughts of getting a block and figuring out how to add a hose (probably just drill or carve out the mortise into something I could connect to a hookah hose.) I would want a largish bowl, but probably not that much bigger than what I generally smoke, something like 15/16ish x 1.75ish. Like just under an inch by just under 2 inches. And then figure out what I can smoke in it without giving myself the nic-spins...
vauen lounge pipe is what the vauens were called. Heinrichs tobacco still has some in stock for € 130.00