I have been extremely fortunate to have access to
@Sasquatch for both mortal support and ridicule,
Possibly the best Freudian slip I've ever seen.
Also, while I do not particularly appreciate the ridicule, it's kinda made up for by the single malt.
Pipe making is ridiculous. It's ridiculous when a gorgeous piece of wood has a crack in it. It's ridiculous when you are just about done a stem that took 6 hours and you notice a weird little inclusion in the ebonite, and you try to sand it out and it gets more apparent, and the stem is already only .170 and there's nowhere to go. It's ridiculous when the apprentice brings the master a potato-looking thing and says "Is this a billiard?' for the 10th time. And it's just as ridiculous when the master is spinning a piece of antler he paid 35 bucks for and it goes "spronk" and just flies into pieces. It's tragic comedy, truly.
It's actually like golf. You spend the whole day cursing, whacking and hacking, losing balls, getting your feet wet. And then you hit that one great shot and basically the whole day was worth it.
Nobody's laughing at the new guy, we've all been the new guy. We're laughing because the new guy is about to step on a rake and get it in the face and there's
nothing we can do. Because we've all been hit in the face by the rake. I get hit just about every time I make a pipe. My wife has learned that while I love a day in the shop, it's no guarantee that I'm in a good mood after work. "How did your day go?" might get an answer of "Oh man, a piece I hoped would blast great came out awesome, and I drilled a super long Canadian and it came out perfect." and it just as often might get an answer of "Oh I dunno, I spent four hours on a stummel before I realized the chamber had a hole through it, and I wrecked a stem and I'm out of 25mm ebonite so now that pipe is like 3 weeks behind, but other than that
JUST GREAT.' The ridicule amongst pipe makers is strong. It's probably strong amongst luthiers, gunsmiths, bricklayers, etc... anything really demanding.
I had a customer make a token complaint about a pipe I'd sold him, a complaint about the finish. He got the pipe out of the box and smoked it 4 times in a row and the finish went kinda gray. I asked a group of pipe makers in a private area what I should do, and the answer was, unanimously, "This guy sounds like a moron." Worse than that, by process of deduction, they also unanimously agreed that prima facie he was a moron, because he'd bought a pipe from me - that's all the evidence they needed.
They wouldn't say that kinda crap if they didn't hold me in such high esteem. Right? I mean, right?
