I tried it again today.
Presbyterian: traditional, orthodox, dogmatic, obstinate, resistant to change, cold, stoic, strong willed, enduring, hard to incite.....but once lit - explosive and sometimes dangerous.
Some of that applies to the tobacco too.
Anyway, still don't like it. I was wrong about it tasting like a cheap cigarette. It tastes and smells like a cheap cigar. And I know my way around cheap cigars.