My wife keeps asking me what I want for our anniversary and I keep asking for a new pipe. She just rolls here eyes and says I am not buying you another pipe. You don't need another pipe. You can't smoke that many pipes. Part of my brain says you know she is kind of right. The other part says is this a fight we really want to start? Valentine's Day is our anniversary but I am pretty content with life and all so I told her I don't really want anything. Just want to hang out. Now excuse me while I look at pipes for an hour on ebay.