She said that!!

[JustScott]

Here's the deal, 1lb of tobacco or 1/2 a pipe for every hairtie I find on the floor. Double points if found in the bathroom sink or shower.

Oh, man... Wish I had these terms. I'd have more pipes and tobacco than anyone here!

 

[Sir Saartan]

Oh, man... Wish I had these terms. I'd have more pipes and tobacco than anyone here!

only if she pays... 'cause being allowed to do something and beeing able to afford it sometimes isn't the same.

in this case, I'd be in for a truckload of tobacco and pipes. Another problem with this would be the availability of the pipes:
@Robert Perkins @Maddis @Sasquatch @beaupipe @caskwith (to name just the top 5 on my list) can only make so many
pipes a year... If I was able to afford 1/2 a pipe for every hairtie found on the floor, I'd have to employ any artisan pipe maker I like
full time.

 

[WalkinStick]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

 

[Sir Saartan]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

https://pipesmokersdens.com/threads/pipe-accessories-makers-on-psds.1086/

nope it's @bluesy I was going to post there... I did get the link wrong on the phone... damned autocorrect

 

[MakDragon]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

Sold through McClellands

 

[tipofthelake]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

He does now, I saw it on the internet so it can't be argued. Sorry bud, get a lathe and get to work.

 

[Russ H.]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

 

[Steve Wright]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

I’ve been married far to long to make a rookie mistake like that!

 

[tipofthelake]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

Some people live dangerously and make decisions that would make many uneasy, and then there are those who don't seem to want to wake up tomorrow...

 

[Russ H.]

Yep--a conversation as I suggested will leave a man doing his own laundry, cooking his own meals, and many other things to include possibly moving into a Maytag applaince box long term in the back yard.

 

[Sir Saartan]

then there are those who don't seem to want to wake up tomorrow...

I did not know you were talking about me here

 

[tipofthelake]

I did not know you were talking about me here

Well, you made it, here's to many more.

 

[dmkerr]

I did not know you were talking about me here

Hey, if you don't wake up, you can't smoke! Smoke your problems away! And if that doesn't work, there's always

 

[Jhelms]

Things seem to be turning up for the year.

I just told the wifey, "I'm going to buy another pipe."

She said, "You don't have enough pipes?"

Post your thoughts below.

I said, "It is so nice you agree with me. I love you."

 

[Sir Saartan]

Hey, if you don't wake up, you can't smoke! Smoke your problems away! And if that doesn't work, there's always

It’s not really my problems... it’s more like my mouth sometimes is too brave for a body that doesn’t wear a chain mail 24/7