She said that!!

[JustScott]

Here's the deal, 1lb of tobacco or 1/2 a pipe for every hairtie I find on the floor. Double points if found in the bathroom sink or shower.

Oh, man... Wish I had these terms. I'd have more pipes and tobacco than anyone here!

 

[Sir Saartan]

Oh, man... Wish I had these terms. I'd have more pipes and tobacco than anyone here!

only if she pays... 'cause being allowed to do something and beeing able to afford it sometimes isn't the same.

in this case, I'd be in for a truckload of tobacco and pipes. Another problem with this would be the availability of the pipes:
@Robert Perkins @Maddis @Sasquatch @beaupipe @caskwith (to name just the top 5 on my list) can only make so many
pipes a year... If I was able to afford 1/2 a pipe for every hairtie found on the floor, I'd have to employ any artisan pipe maker I like
full time.

 

[WalkinStick]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

 

[Sir Saartan]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

https://pipesmokersdens.com/threads/pipe-accessories-makers-on-psds.1086/

nope it's @bluesy I was going to post there... I did get the link wrong on the phone... damned autocorrect

 

[MakDragon]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

Sold through McClellands

 

[tipofthelake]

@beaupipe makes pipes?

He does now, I saw it on the internet so it can't be argued. Sorry bud, get a lathe and get to work.

 

[Russ H.]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

 

[Steve Wright]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

I’ve been married far to long to make a rookie mistake like that!

 

[tipofthelake]

Hide all objects she is capable of lifting, and throwing--first. Then when things go a little sideways again say to her--Hun--lets talk about your weight problem, and things will surely get quite exciting at your house.

Some people live dangerously and make decisions that would make many uneasy, and then there are those who don't seem to want to wake up tomorrow...

 

[Russ H.]

Yep--a conversation as I suggested will leave a man doing his own laundry, cooking his own meals, and many other things to include possibly moving into a Maytag applaince box long term in the back yard.

 

[Sir Saartan]

then there are those who don't seem to want to wake up tomorrow...

I did not know you were talking about me here

 

[tipofthelake]

I did not know you were talking about me here

Well, you made it, here's to many more.

 

[dmkerr]

I did not know you were talking about me here

Hey, if you don't wake up, you can't smoke! Smoke your problems away! And if that doesn't work, there's always

 

[Jhelms]

Things seem to be turning up for the year.

I just told the wifey, "I'm going to buy another pipe."

She said, "You don't have enough pipes?"

Post your thoughts below.

I said, "It is so nice you agree with me. I love you."

 

[Sir Saartan]

Hey, if you don't wake up, you can't smoke! Smoke your problems away! And if that doesn't work, there's always

It’s not really my problems... it’s more like my mouth sometimes is too brave for a body that doesn’t wear a chain mail 24/7

 

[Ol Brokedik]

Wife: "You hang/mount anymore stuff on your walls and it's going to look like clutter."

Me: "Clutter!? I call it tastefully decorated."

It was a short conversation.

 

[Basil of Bakerstreet]

My wife and I are expecting twins (I’m currently in the hospital with her now it’s 1am and I’m wide awake) with the inevitable arrival of Tucker and Reaghan last weekend I wanted to visit the local B&M cigar store for some cigars to hand out to family and friends “ cliché I know” after telling my wife my plan she wanted to join me. After arriving to my surprise talking to my tobacconist he told me buying cigars for births doesn’t happen as much as I thought, everyone at the store was extremely polite to my wife and she 100% enjoyed all the guys smoking cigars outside the store and inside we must have spend 30-45 min inside the store and she must have smelled over 100 cigars and her pick was Illistone 88. My tobacconist suggested a travel humidor to keep them fresh and ready for my family and friends, but before we left she had to admitly “had to” open every jar of pipe tobacco in the store and smell them the guys at the store were 100% entertained by my wife it was a great experience for the both of us. I’m unbelievably happy that she not only supports my pipe smoking habit but also understands why I enjoy going to the store.